![]() 11/13/2017 at 21:42 • Filed to: OPPO AFTER DARK | ![]() | ![]() |
![]() 11/13/2017 at 21:44 |
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Woah.
![]() 11/13/2017 at 21:48 |
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I mean, yeah, it makes sense. If it was slippery enough to spin on, they wouldn’t be able to do a lift on it, and if it was grippy enough to hold onto for a lift, then any sort of spins around it would maker the dancer very sore.
![]() 11/13/2017 at 21:49 |
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Dank weed, young lady.
![]() 11/13/2017 at 22:14 |
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What’s this about Santa?
![]() 11/13/2017 at 22:21 |
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there are both static and spinning poles, and some that can do either.
![]() 11/13/2017 at 22:55 |
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Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii............[urrgh]
![]() 11/13/2017 at 22:56 |
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You mean that pole I danced on...
Wait, whut?
![]() 11/13/2017 at 23:20 |
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Dare I ask how you know that with such confidence?
I am reminded of a time in HS (ugh. So glad I never have to live through that again) when I answered someone else’s inquiry about whether or not porn stores were open on Sundays. Not from personal experience, which I am certain the class assumed; but can you think of any one type of store that would for sure be open on Sundays just to go against everything that being closed on Sunday stands for more than adult bookstores?
I found my reasoning to be logical, but of course never got explain myself as the class started laughing at me awkwardly.
Have I mentioned I fucking hated HS.
No idea why I shared that. Carry on...
![]() 11/14/2017 at 01:31 |
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Easy - ask anyone who pole dances. Literally something they show you while you tour the place. Don’t even need to go see it yourself. Plenty of people take the first class and see that and are like “BWOOOOAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!” so they tell everyone else.
![]() 11/14/2017 at 08:33 |
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I don’t know anyone who would even consider thinking about maybe taking pole dancing classes.
I clearly hang out with either the right or wrong kind of people.
![]() 11/14/2017 at 08:46 |
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There is also an ice cream truck in Miami with pole dancers on the roof, just fyi
![]() 11/14/2017 at 08:52 |
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![]() 11/14/2017 at 09:20 |
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Wrong. Definitely wrong. Like half the women I know take those classes for exercise and fun.
![]() 11/14/2017 at 09:21 |
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An OSHA nightmare, I’m sure!
![]() 11/14/2017 at 09:52 |
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They are only up there when it’s parked and don’t pretend you wouldn’t enjoy ice cream and cabana boys.
![]() 11/14/2017 at 11:16 |
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I don’t think Dr. Zoidberg appreciates you taking videos of him at work!
![]() 11/14/2017 at 11:17 |
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It’s cool, I tipped him a squid!
![]() 11/14/2017 at 12:32 |
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It was trendy for awhile, I wanna say like 8 years ago, but its still around. Look up flirty girl fitness, I think that was the most popular one and I still see them around